Some of my favorites.
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand.
What does a man do…? A man provides for his family. […]. When you have children, you will always have family; they will always be your priority, your responsibilty, and a man… a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it, because he’s a man.